My dear subhistorians, I am back. Albeit briefly. Eilidh and several other staff here at the Archive have my gratitude for saving me from a rather unpleasant existence. It seems that a group of cultists were trying to destroy time (we now know that they had made a previous attempt). Although they didn’t succeed, they did accidentally create a time artefact, which trapped me and several other entities across the world who have less than usual origins.
Eilidh and the others were able to reverse-engineer the cultists’ experiment with the help of some friendly particle physicists. The scientists were rather excited about the implications of being able to affect time through the use of sufficiently high powered mass colliders, no doubt there will be some fascinating (to the physicists) articles published in the upcoming months.
While trapped it seemed as though I was alone in the world. I felt a month pass in the space of a day. I wrote entries on incubi, stellar snakes, a cornered circle and the last breath of a beetle. None of these entries exist now, and I lost so much weight I could barely walk. A day crawled for a month, I caught up on sleep and amused myself by dodging raindrops. I’m not sure how real either of these experiences were, but I am sure of one thing, it is time for a rest.
I hereby announce my retirement.
I have retired before, many times. I will still be here if I am needed, but I will no longer head the Archive. Perhaps I will take up gardening, I hear hellebores are nice.
Thankyou for reading The Archive of Unusual Events. This was my first experience writing serial fiction and I really enjoyed it, although I picked a difficult style to get a decent plot out of. This is the end of the Archive (at least for now), but you can find more fiction by me at Writing in the Balance, my new fiction blog. I’d like to spend some time writing more plot and character-based fiction for a while. If you enjoyed reading the Archive please leave a comment, if you think other people would enjoy reading then click this link to vote for the Archive at Top Web Fiction.